

“These boots don’t just walk… they sparkle.”

"I like my gil where I can see it — hanging in my glamour dresser."

"If you think I look confused now just wait till tomorrow!"

"Oh my God are you forklift certified? You ready to try to move these legs?"

"Ain't nothin' sum southern rock, a strong cuppa coffee, and a pretty smile can't fix."

"Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something. I don't know I wasn't really paying attention."

“She’ll pour you a drink, hype you up, and make you feel right at home—until you act up, and then she’ll happily and effortlessly toss you into the dumpster behind the venue with a smile.”

"I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!"
